Anonymous whispered, "How did Hannibal know that Clarice despised Paul?"

Well, Paul was kind of a douchehole who made little effort to conceal the fact that he was ruining Clarice’s career largely because she refused to sleep with him, so given that Hannibal usually keeps an eye on her it’s not a stretch to imagine that he would know about it.

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posted 2 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "How did Lecter get inside Paul's house without a key and what did he steal from there?"

He most likely picked the lock. As far as I know he didn’t steal anything, he simply found the address for Krendler’s lake house.

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posted 3 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "Am I correct in assuming he used the same pen to get inside Paul Krendler's house that he used to escape form Memphis?"

Hm. That would be interesting, wouldn’t it. But given that Hannibal is set seven years after Silence of the Lambs, I doubt it.

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posted 3 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "Did Lecter kill all the people in the ambulance truck?"

Yes. He killed both the attendant and the driver and then drive the ambulance himself.

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posted 3 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "If Verger was so rich why could he not afford corrective surgery on his face?"

I feel like, at that point, there would only be so much that doctors could do. His face was pretty well gone. 

There’s also the idea that he might have wanted Hannibal to see his face before he died. 

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posted 3 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "Was Hannibal gay or was he ever married?"

To my knowledge Hannibal is heterosexual. At the end of the book Hannibal he and Clarice are in a sexual/romantic relationship.

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posted 4 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "Did Hannibal follow Clarice around because he wanted her help escaping Verger's hencemen?"

Not really. He just wanted to be in contact with her because he liked her.

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posted 4 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "why did lecter lure starling to union station?"

It was a public place where he would be difficult to find and where it would be difficult to pursue or abduct him.

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posted 4 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "What was Lecter trying to achieve by showing Clarice Krendler's brain?"

He was trying to win her over. Krendler was a disgusting asshole and Hannibal was trying to make the idea of eating a person more appealing to her by having the “meal” be someone she should hate.

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posted 4 weeks ago
Anonymous whispered, "How dd Hannibal get to the states initially as a boy?"

I imagine he was probably an immigrant or a refugee.

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posted 4 weeks ago

Typhoid and swans, my dear.




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